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{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
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{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"fact":"Baking chocolate is the most dangerous chocolate to your cat.","length":61}
{"type":"standard","title":"Lillie Goodisson","displaytitle":"Lillie Goodisson","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6548260","titles":{"canonical":"Lillie_Goodisson","normalized":"Lillie Goodisson","display":"Lillie Goodisson"},"pageid":8864389,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Lillie_Goodisson.png/330px-Lillie_Goodisson.png","width":320,"height":452},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Lillie_Goodisson.png","width":644,"height":910},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1223959146","tid":"400f68af-12b2-11ef-8c7a-217e0e4b4f81","timestamp":"2024-05-15T11:57:06Z","description":"Australian nurse (1859–1947)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lillie_Goodisson","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lillie_Goodisson?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lillie_Goodisson?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lillie_Goodisson"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lillie_Goodisson","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Lillie_Goodisson","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lillie_Goodisson?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Lillie_Goodisson"}},"extract":"Lillie Elizabeth Goodisson was a Welsh Australian nurse and a pioneer of family planning in New South Wales. Generally referred to as Mrs L. E. Goodisson, her surname is frequently mis-spelled as \"Goodison\".","extract_html":"